Definitions by QuacksO
forfetture
A mandatory "handing over of da goods" --- i.e., hostages, weapons, treasure, etc. --- dat da evil "bounty-hunter Boba" would be forced to make when confronted by ray-blaster-wielding members of the Rebel Alliance who had come to relieve said helmeted villain of his ill-gotten valuables.
As fiercely proud and arrogant as The Great Galactic Fortune-seeker is portrayed as, I imagine he'd totally exhibit a "they'll never take me alive" attitude before he'd even consider making any forfettures to the Rebel Alliance.
forfetture by QuacksO January 2, 2020
elimbinate
Beavers are good "elimbinaters", too --- what did the beaver say to the tree as he was dragging away a chewed-off branch? "It's been nice gnawing you."
elimbinate by QuacksO January 1, 2020
aaarrrgghhogant
A "loudly grunt/growl like a real he-man" stuck-up status dat you exhibit because you have great physical strength.
Da great "Ahhnold" made great campaign-promises as California's "governator", but he turned out to be just an aaarrrgghhogant wimp when it came to politics.
aaarrrgghhogant by QuacksO January 1, 2020
absinthence
The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.
absinthence by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Kelly Blew Book
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
Kelly Blew Book by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch
Da notorious 21st-century fortuneteller-scammer from Floriduh who smooth-talkingly bilked countless gullible people outta huge sums by asking them if they would like to have a black-robed sorceress with a tall pointed hat assist them with difficulties in their lives, but then never delivering on said offers.
During her time in the Land of Oz, Dorothy Gale might have much preferred to deal merely with Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch instead of the Wicked Witch of the West, since this southern dame would merely have tried to trick her, not actually harm her or her little black dog.
Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Whizzard of Oz
Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.
Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Whizzard of Oz by QuacksO January 1, 2020