QuacksO's definitions

suspecs

Da eyewear dat you have reason to think may be da culprits.

Harold Lloyd didn't actually wear glasses in real life during his younger days (his famous round-rimmed "four eyes" were just empty frames), do da list of suspecs in a crime wouldn't likely include him.

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

immewnity

What domestic cats have for whatever mischief they get into, due to their just being "dumb innocent-minded cuddly fluff-balls".

Garfield knows dat by his simply presenting da wishy-washy-hearted Jon with a dazzling smile after committing some selfish/destructive action, he has total immewnity from any and all disciplinary measures --- "Like putty in my paws!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

exxonerate

What the shady "Johnny D." arrogantly hoped that his money and political influence would do for him in court.

Even all of his immense power and wealth failed to exxonerate the infamous "oscillating-chair man".

by QuacksO January 2, 2024

redundant romantic remark

Affectionately known as a "triple r"; this term refers to any quietly-uttered statement or question (in which case, "triple r" could also stand for "redundant romantic request") that needlessly but pleasantly addresses an already-in-progress action; the purpose is usually to just playfully express gratitude for your romantic partner's taking time to canoodle with you. For example, if you're dreamily watching a sunset with a cutie-chick and you have all ten of her slim delicate digits deeply interlaced with your big leathery ones, and yet you smilingly murmur to her, "wanna hold haaaannndddsss...?"

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, tenderly cradling a fluffy little number sideways on his lap and nestling her ear against his fuzzy chest so that she can savor his heartbeat: Wanna snuggle?

Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!

by QuacksO March 23, 2017

tsuNAMI

A "tidal wave" of people heading to a mental health clinic for treatment.

Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

inkapacitated

What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.

Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.

by QuacksO June 27, 2021