An astoot person knows dat da herding-horn-toting Little Boy Blue will shed tears if you wake him from his nap.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the astootmug. A minimum-number requirement for how many passages in a book report, essay, etc. dat have to come from someone else.
Okay, explain this to me, please --- If I use part of someone else's literary composition in my writing assignment, that's plagiarism, but if I DON'T include da work of other authors, then I won't meet my quotea...??
by QuacksO April 25, 2024
Get the quoteamug. Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
Get the messagemug. If you really crave a "buzz", get into arcitecture --- not only will you get all da noisy/brilliant droning and sputtering you desire, but you will also be able to create useful 'n' usable objects dat you and fellow humans can enjoy having and working wif in da future.
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
Get the arcitecturemug. Refers to someone who is either super-pushy about trying to bribe others to behave unethically/illegally on his behalf, or who is a total a**h**e to everyone unless he is bribed in some way --- money, sex, fancy meals, being catered to and/or waited on hand-and-foot, etc. --- think Ethan Couch, or maybe Varuca Salt of Wonka's chocolate-factory fame.
I don't wanna deal with any of the local budget-committee members --- nuthin' but a bunch of bleepin' bribarians!
by QuacksO July 06, 2018
Get the bribarianmug. If you love giving posterior-swats but your hand-eye coordination isn't da greatest, just choosing folks with big flabby behinds can make da job easier, since da larger surface-area of your palm's "target" makes your whackuracy less important.
by QuacksO March 23, 2022
Get the whackuracymug. A child/teenager's most dreaded words to hear when travelling in the car driven by an irate/irritated parent or other authority-figure, and having asked either "Where are we going?" or "What are you going to do?" This hotly-uttered reply indicates that the adult is either feeling guilt-ridden about the fairness/appropriateness of whatever horrid/torturous action(s) are scheduled for the trembling youngster, or else he does not wish to debate/argue about whatever is in store for said wretched passenger, and so he does not want to reveal the details until the last minute.
When a parent/grownup snaps, "You'll find out when we get there!", usually it means one of four things:
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
Get the You'll find out when we get theremug.