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JUNEior

Refers to either:

(1) A son born during da sixth month of da year.
(2) Da third year of college dat followed da time when someone got elected MAYor of a town or city.
If da visually-observant Mr. SAWyer was elected MAYor just prior to his JUNEior year of college, I wonder what he observed during his SEENior year???
by QuacksO November 30, 2020
mugGet the JUNEiormug.

person-person

An old-but-still-humorous term in a classic "gender-neutral" joke.
In the modern world of female 18-wheeler drivers and "flagger ahead" construction-signs, we can't use "the 'M' word" with regards to our daily paper-media delivery... rather than saying, "We should go look in the mailbox to see if the mailman left us any mail", we need to say instead, "We should to go look in the person-box to see if the person-person left us any person".
by QuacksO March 4, 2019
mugGet the person-personmug.

credophile

A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.
It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
mugGet the credophilemug.

canvasing the neighborhood

Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
mugGet the canvasing the neighborhoodmug.

tarbitration

Being run out of town on a rail after being slathered with pine-pitch and having feathers adhered to you by da enraged locals.
Even as cruel as da King and Duke had been to Huckleberry Finn and Jim, Huck still felt sorry to see them being subjected to tarbitration.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
mugGet the tarbitrationmug.

powdered Whig

What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.
Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
mugGet the powdered Whigmug.

Montgummery

Da deep-south state-capital city where dey make chicle-based confectioneries.
Wrigley's makes their delicious spearmint creations in Montgummery and then ships da bulk of them to Massachewsetts.
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
mugGet the Montgummerymug.

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