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soleful embrace

Refers to where ya smilingly plop da bare feet of a pretty girl against yer chest and wrap yer arms tightly around them to press her warm soles deeply into yer chest-hair. Extra points if da cutie also affectionately flexes her toes to gently scratch yer fuzzy chest wif her toenails.
I love giving Tiffany a soleful embrace anytime; it also usually puts her in the mood for a nice long pillow-talk.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
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rollin' in the dough

Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
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erectum

A behind-orifice dat's so juicy dat nearby males get a major hard-on from seeing it.
I got majorly aroused by watching a hot chick gleefully fingering a hulkingly-huge guy "back there" and making his also-enormous genitals jerk and spurt profusely over and over, and so da only natural thing for me to do was ask for a turn at stimulating his massive frequent-ejaculation-enlarged prostate, as well; I so totally loved working his warm tight velvety tunnel and feeling his insides throbbing as he made da already-broad white puddle on da floor even larger --- you could definitely say dat he totally had an erectum!
by QuacksO December 22, 2023
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copportunist

An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.
I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!
by QuacksO June 29, 2018
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doenation

If a company or organization is in a STAGnation due to its not having the finances to proceed, it may take a sizeable DOEnation to get things moving again.
by QuacksO December 3, 2021
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weakest lynx

What da feline "chain of command" is only as strong as.
In da famous "modern-day Great Flood" episode of da cartoon-series dat featured everyone's favorite fuchsia-colored feline, da shamelessly-conniving fur-seeker initially seems to be succeeding in his selfish quest, but then finds to his dismay dat his cat-trapping hustle was only as strong as its weakest lynx --- i.e., da one reluctant fluffy-pelted "hold out" who'd declined to unquestioningly board "Nora's Ark" was da one who caused said greedy miscreant's "well-laid plans" to come to wreck.
by QuacksO December 8, 2022
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sistermatic

Describes da regular and methodical manner in which they perform everyday activities at a convent.
I enjoyed frequently visiting a local convent because not only were the nuns pleasant and respectful towards me, but their simple and sistermatic routines of daily living allowed me to usually know what times of the day were best for having a particular nun fellowship with me, sharing meals, etc.
by QuacksO February 16, 2020
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