A song regarding da famous Maine politician Eric B., and describing da chest-pains dat you feel when trying to decide whether you love him or hate him.
I just now read a lengthy bio of da currently-in-da-news Maine senator, and with all of da morally-conflicting details, I got an "Achy Brakey Heart" trying to figger out if he's a good guy or not.
by QuacksO June 29, 2020
I enjoy mingling with others, I have nothing to hide, and I absolutely love da mountains, so I don't bother with tinted glass in my car's windows when travelling through da Pokeonose... again, I appreciate when others liberally interact with me, and so if folks wanna stare and ask me about my personal life, I don't really mind all dat much.
by QuacksO April 04, 2020
Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
A mealy-mouthed "feature" of some hyped product, spoken after cheerful and virtuous-sounding words like "safe" or cheap", and intended to not actually lie but sometimes to trick someone into thinking you mean one thing when you may actually mean something entirely the opposite.
When a radio or TV advertiser says that some medicine or other edible substance is "tasty andeffective", I never know if he is indeed saying, "and effective", or if he's really saying, "and DEfective"!
by QuacksO December 09, 2016
A horrendously-clumsy aisle-browser who habitually wreaks havoc and chaos with a store's merchandise and/or display-shelves due to his brainless bumbling into everything in his path and his butter-fingered mishandling of the items he's looking at.
Archie Andrews seems to always make a mess at the local supermarket (especially if there are attention-distracting cutie-chicks among the other shoppers) no matter how careful he tries to be, so nowadays he usually just heads straight to the klutztomer-service desk and asks them to gather the items he needs.
by QuacksO June 23, 2018
The act of using clever ("cunning") words or dialect ("lingual", "lingo", etc.) during a request, statement, conversation, etc., so as to oblige the listener to have oral sex with the speaker.
Senior high-school dude: I totally detest taking English 3 & 4 classes, but at least they teach me new and advanced language-wording skills so that I can use cunninglingus to bamboozle the hot neighborhood chicks into dropping their panties for me.
by QuacksO July 16, 2017
Something dat Jack's female water-fetching partner evidently lacked when traversing upwardly-inclined terrain, since she went sprawling at about da same time dat said male counterpart did.
In da alternate reefer-smokin' version of da popular nursery-rhyme, da hill-climbing duo suffered no injuries, but instead merely spaced out on weed and then had sex upon reaching da summit, so perhaps da vagina-possessing half of said outdoor-trekking pair had more ajillity than her original "innocent as milk" version.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025