Definitions by QuacksO
Speak now, or forever hold your piece
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
Speak now, or forever hold your piece by QuacksO January 6, 2022
indeafinite
It's indeafinite whether some people who claim to be hearing-impaired are actually so; while they make everyone around them yell so that they can hear them, they also seem to know when others are whispering about them behind their backs. :P
indeafinite by QuacksO January 6, 2022
goobernatorial
Not satisfied wif his goobernatorial success in da early '70's, Jimmy decided dat he was tired of "working for peanuts" and set his sights on da US presidency instead.
goobernatorial by QuacksO January 5, 2022
unjust enrichmond
Refers to da invalidly-acquired proceeds of flimflamming da casinos located in Virginia's capital city into paying out a whole truckload of moolah dat you didn't actually win.
While it's true dat da infamous "cheating Vegas" swindler Dennis Nikrasch performed most of his shenanigans in Nevada rather than Virginia, da millions in undeserved assets dat he dishonestly reaped could still be considered "unjust enrichmond", no matter what geographical area he obtained said ill-gotten gains from.
unjust enrichmond by QuacksO January 5, 2022
sandwich-snuggle
Kind of like a group hug, but where da three people form a line instead of a triangle, wif da "special person" --- i.e., da one who's actually being given da cuddly two-person squeezie --- in da middle.
Two nice guys' giving a pretty girl a sandwich-snuggle is super-fun for all three people; just remember dat it always has two separate parts to it --- da gal first faces one of her beaming mushy-hearted gentleman-friends for a face-to-face hug while da other dude cuddles up against her from behind; she then turns around and smilingly embraces da other fellow while da first one takes a turn at nestling up to her back. Dat way, both of her swains gets a turn at both hugging her "front on" and spooning wif her.
sandwich-snuggle by QuacksO January 4, 2022
hughmiliation
What da Playboy mogul withstood during da many arrests, divorces, lawsuits, and other publicized debacles regarding his various shady female-body-exploiting ventures.
Mr. Hefner may indeed have been wealthy and "lady-lucky" throughout his career, but da accompanying hughmiliation dat constantly dogged him probably dampened his overall enjoyment of said perks to a great degree.
hughmiliation by QuacksO January 3, 2022
oridginal flavor
Da classic salt-'n'-vinegar potato chips are okay, but I love da oridginal flavor kind even better 'cuz they hold da dip better than da smooth-surfaced wafers do.
oridginal flavor by QuacksO January 3, 2022