A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.
Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
by QuacksO December 05, 2021
Some people think dat different shapes of dried raw flour taste different, but that's merely an erronious notion --- it's all just da same ingredients and thus always has da same flavor, regardless of it's extrusion-molding configuration.
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
Senior citizen: I now drive just a small sedan because I no longer hafta haul bulky/heavy stuff da way I did in past years, so I think I'll donate my old pickup truck to charioty.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
Refers to any street dat you will wanna avoid walking along so as not to run afoul of neighborhood toughs.
It's always safer to take one or more companions with you when you travel on foot, especially if you hafta go on any bullyvards.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
A derogatory term for an old/cheap descent-slowing cloth canopy dat a would-be jumper does not feel overly confident about entrusting with his life.
In "Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom", singer Willie Scott doesn't think overly much of Indy's choosing the inflatable raft as a life-saving device for jumping out of the crashing plane--- it looks like nothing but a perishute to her.
by QuacksO July 24, 2021