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Definitions by QuacksO

auntimony 

An exotic metal commonly utilized to alloy with parentium to form a stronger bond between da latter and its "isotopes" (i.e., offspring).
Auntimony may indeed provide supplementary melding of familial relationships, but "auntimoney" can work even greater wonders to keep da pint-sized "isotopes" happy and "connected"; da only problem is dat said undeserved addition of "precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, which is symbolic of cash) may actually cause a REDUCED "bond" between said little ones and their parentium, since said "base-metal" may then appear stingy and spartan when its more-moderate level of giving is compared to said adult-sisterly contributions!
auntimony by QuacksO January 29, 2022

temperary 

Refers to where either ya blow yer top now in order to let off enough steam so dat ya can bear to be more calm/patient later, or ya postpone yer screamin' tirade for some future date, either because it would be more safe/acceptable to do it at dat subsequent time, or ya are hoping dat whatever super-infuriating conditions dat presently exist will improve sufficiently by then dat ya won't feel so fist-clenchedly upset in da first place.
I was fumingly incensed at having gotten caught in an unexpected rainstorm on da way home, but I knew dat it was only a temperary situation --- i.e., da sun would come out again eventually, plus I had dry clothing at da house --- and so I managed not to "grouch 'n' grouse" about getting soaked.
temperary by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Da eyewear dat you have reason to think may be da culprits.
Harold Lloyd didn't actually wear glasses in real life during his younger days (his famous round-rimmed "four eyes" were just empty frames), do da list of suspecs in a crime wouldn't likely include him.
suspecs by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan Boastky 

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
Ivan Boastky by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan Boseky 

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
Ivan Boseky by QuacksO January 27, 2022

debrisfing 

Obtaining task-completion information from laborers after a scattered-materials-cleanup assignment.
I was pleased with my employees' debrisfing reports regarding da successful-and-thorough sweeping-and-disposal operation of da yard and parking lot after da wind-storm last night.
debrisfing by QuacksO January 26, 2022
An ultimate balmy "stud's paradise" full of gorgeous naked ladies who will allow guys to "get it on" with them anytime they wish.
Most women prefer to decide for themselves who they'll be intimate with, so it would likely be a difficult feat to actually find a "Shagri-La" in the real world.
Shagri-La by QuacksO January 26, 2022