QuacksO's definitions

womanic episode

An interval of crazy-moodiness behavior by a high-strung chick.

Good nutrition can significantly lessen da chances of womanic episodes during yer period.

by QuacksO November 19, 2025

bridle shower

A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.

If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021

saulannoyed

Da hot-headed emotional-status of seething jealousy and resentment dat da infamous young Bible-character wif a fiery temper felt on many occasions; his unprovoked/unwarranted rage was so profound and intense dat it even caused him to viciously pursue and throw spears at those he was envious of.

I wonder if da reason dat da dude who was always so saulannoyed hadda eventually change his name to Paul was dat he needed to hide from da authorities who were after him for his murderous attempts on others' lives?

by QuacksO January 24, 2019

leopardosy

An illness dat caused sufferers to get black spots all over their skin.

If you're of African descent or get a dark enough suntan, you might be able to hide your leopardosy spots fairly well.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Vegas nerve

Da sensory-conduit in da brain dat prompts you to play da slots.

I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.

by QuacksO November 27, 2019

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019

five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021