That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.
Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the filthtermug. While a person can normally injest to his heart's content with no worry about health-problems, one still needs to take care to "count calories" in the case of carbs-laden "corny" jokes.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Get the injestmug. Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).
Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
Get the potato bonusmug. Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.
In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the packusationmug. What you'll need if you're a male human who's gonna accompany someone with "ajillity" to da summit of an inclined terrain-feature to fill yer H2O-bucket.
If da famous hill-climbing duo had possessed more "ajackity" and "ajillity", they might have completed their water-fetching errand without mishap.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the ajackitymug. What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.
I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
Get the gray lady/gray manmug. "Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the Plop, plop --- whiz, whizmug.