QuacksO's definitions

whirlwind romance

What Bill and Jo shared while chasing tornadoes in "Twister".

Let's hope dat Bill and Jo truly had strong enough feelings for each other to still wanna stay married even after da excitement of their whirlwind romance had subsided.

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

prepawsterous

Something dat's significantly outside da realm of da "standard 'n' usual" regarding a four-legged friend.

Some cats may indeed have a larger appetite than others, but Garfield's is prepawsterous!

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.

If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.

by QuacksO November 19, 2021

gearrigation

10W-40.

Older engines and transmissions may need a bit of extra gearrigation, so don't be shy or stingy about topping off da reservoirs slightly above da dipsticks' "full" lines.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

termoil

A temperish political dust-up regarding an election-related matter.

Da Y2K election was a classic example of a major termoil.

by QuacksO October 14, 2023

flivverous

Refers to a silly enthusiasm/interest in "primitive" motorcars.

The "Gumdrop" book series was quite entertaining; I cannot understand why some people consider reading these "ancient" kiddie-tomes to be flivverous.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019