fifth base

The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.

Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

hissterical

How Indy always feels when he's surrounded by venomous snakes.

Indy had to fight down his hissterical feelings when entering the Well of the Souls to find the Lost Ark.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

priceless airloom

Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.

Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.

Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

super-charger

An extremely overzealous attorney who races about filing lawsuits and bringing court cases against anyone whom he can find the least excuse to do so.

The term "super-charger" can also refer to either someone who habitually releases extra-voluminous/odiferous farts --- and so he "charges" the surrounding atmosphere to a "super" degree --- or a tradesperson who sets the prices for his goods/services astronomically high.

by QuacksO January 07, 2019

s'moregasbord

A meal of different preparations of toasted-marshmallow sandwiches.

I tried pretending dat my heaped plate of raw broccoli and Brussels sprouts was a s'moregasbord, but somehow this mindset didn't help said horrible-tasting/textured chlorophyll-rich greens to go down da hatch any more easily!

by QuacksO January 22, 2022