Anarchtica

A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.
If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.
by QuacksO February 02, 2021
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alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
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Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 05, 2025
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comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.
My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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quitness

Da word "quitness" is merely a "correcter" spelling of da word "kwitness", which is defined separately on this website.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
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wrenegade

A songbird who "trills a different warble" from the majority of his feathered brethren.
In "Pink, Plunk, Plink", the Pink Panther consistently plays the part of a wrenegade, much to the disgusted fury of the stuck-up and short-tempered conductor, who is trying to get the orchestra to play "Beethoven's Fifth" instead of the "Pink Panther Theme". In the end, though, Pinky prevails, and a beaming Henry Mancini himself claps approvingly from the audience-stands.
by QuacksO June 04, 2019
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coopon

A money-saving offer on products for your pet doves dat you clip from da newspaper.
Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.
by QuacksO October 17, 2020
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