Basil Fawlty's infamous Hillman Countryman was so uncooperative that is might be described as automobelial.
by QuacksO December 09, 2024
Get the automobelialmug. I don't like to show off, and I prefer denim and corduroy, anyway, so I don't feel particularly velourous about da idea of wearing "fancy-pants" garments.
by QuacksO June 05, 2021
Get the velourousmug. Cool dude, speaking comfortingly to his gloomily-slumped weight-lifting buddy who is feeling inadequate and guilty for "running out of steam" sooner than he thought he should while working out at the gym: "Don't knock yourself around too hard, Pal --- even da great 'Ahhnold' would get metal fatigue from bench-pressing for too long at a time."
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
Get the metal fatiguemug. After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
Get the assylummug. "I fish, therefore I lie": many anglers' tales of fancy colorful artificial-bait creations --- and da monster-sized aquatic denizens supposedly caught with said plastic-and-metal wonder-jigs --- are nothing but folklure.
by QuacksO March 03, 2025
Get the folkluremug. If Stromboli Thurmond was mean to Pinocchio, does this indicate dat he was prejudiced against wooden marionettes, favoring real live people instead?
by QuacksO July 13, 2021
Get the Stromboli Thurmondmug. A female plaintiff who uses sneaky less-than-honest-'n'-honorable tactics to appear legit in her complaints against others.
Too often, a poor innocent dude is a victim of an accusatricks in a court of law; one of the best pathetically-dishonest strategies that said gold-digging biddy uses is to call in one or more fellow lying hussies as "witnesses" to add their own crocodile-tear-drenched false/exaggerated testimony against said unfortunate guy, and since courts are so often prejudiced in favor of "the weaker and fairer sex", their word tends to be believed more readily, whereas the burden of proof mostly rests with the man. Many a mostly-or-totally-innocent male prison-inmate is there merely because some lying b***h falsely accused him of something, and either the judge/jury just automatically believed her over him, and/or she gave said black-robed scoundrel a blowjob or other intimacy-related "favor" as payment for his ruling in her favor.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the accusatricksmug.