A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.
I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.
Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Political officials are notorious for their vague word-choices, evasive answers, waffling behavior, etc. when faced with embarrassing/controversial questions or conflict-of-interest situations; too bad they are very seldom convicted of said mistymeanors.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.
Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
If you choose not to wear q wristwatch when venturing into da swampy bayous, but instead figure on asking a clockadile for a time-check, dat's all well and good --- just be aware, though, dat consulting said ferocious-fanged aquatic resident might very likely be hazardous to your health, especially if he decides to try da sneaky ol' "come closer so dat I can hear you" trick!
by QuacksO August 30, 2019
A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.
Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.
by QuacksO December 20, 2022
Da act of slowly absorbing da content of L. Frank Baum's fairy tales by having said books pressed directly against yer skin for extended periods.
Utilizing Ozmosis to familiarize yourself wif da various fantasies of Dorothy and her many magical friends might indeed be effective, but I would much rather have da enjoyment of reading said delightful adventures in da usual way.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024