Definitions by QuacksO

pubertie 

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.

I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?

pubertie by QuacksO January 28, 2023

church cervixes 

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

church cervixes by QuacksO January 28, 2023

pewberty 

Da age at which one is allowed to sit in church unchaperoned.

I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.

pewberty by QuacksO January 28, 2023

upgrated

Better designs/quality implemented in food-shredding tools.

Da term "upgrated" could also refer to a municipality's installing better perforated storm-drain covers in their streets.

upgrated by QuacksO January 28, 2023

entrepeigneur 

A "breaking new ground" businessperson who conducts said speculatory/exploratory endeavors in da region of a certain infamous "sinkhole" lake in Southern Louisiana.

Texaco was surely being a dangerously-irresponsible entrepeigneur when they tried drilling into da floor of da lake without proper surveyor-triangulation --- thanks to said faulty boring-hole locating, they ended up piercing da roof of a huge salt-mine and thus majorly "poppin' da bathtub's drain-plug", with disastrous results! Not only did da fresh water from da entire lake disappear, but da Gulf of Mexico's water then flooded inland to fill da resulting void, and so da lake is now a briny mess dat cannot support much of da wildlife dat had formerly flourished there!

entrepeigneur by QuacksO January 28, 2023

dienosaur 

Da spelling of their name shoulda given them a clue dat they were all eventually gonna go extinct.

Da dienosaur-era reptiles may indeed no longer be with us, but a few reptiles still do exist, such as turtles and tortoises, alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, etc.

dienosaur by QuacksO January 28, 2023

neightion 

A commonwealth of horses.

I wonder if Mr. Ed would make a good leader of a neightion?

neightion by QuacksO January 28, 2023