Many of da products sold at places like Dollar Tree are super-infearior; it often makes me shake in my shoes just to buy anything there!
by QuacksO April 13, 2022
Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
If Helsinki and Heavensinki are exact opposites in overall nature, would Helfloati be somewhere in da middle? As in, da municipality is still somewhat like "da other place", but at least it's still bobbin' at da surface of da water instead of "heading to da bottom".
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.
Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
A risk-tasking businessman who dabbles in higher-priced seafood.
Duncan Berry is a famous entreprawneur who started out as a workman on a fishing-boat and ended up creating a multi-million dollar seafood-production outfit that supplies over 6000 stores.
by QuacksO March 04, 2022
Da Grand-Canyon-area Native American tribe dat offers you steaming bowls of meat-and-veggies-in-broth comestible whenever you show up in their village.
My Amish friends remind me of da Haveasoupy Indians in dat they are always very gracious and generous in their hospitality, inviting me to join them for dinner whenever I go to visit.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022