QuacksO's definitions

trofee

A monetary award dat someone wins by successfully getting someone to pay for a service.

I always make sure to ask if there's any service-charge before authorizing an employee to perform an action on my behalf --- to many trofee-seekers out there!

by QuacksO April 7, 2022

p,i.t.b.u.l.l.

Acronym for “Pain In The Butt Unless Liberally Liquored”. Refers to a whiny spoiled-rotten individual who exhibits selfish immature “canine” tendencies (making lots of noise and creating messy chaos, getting underfoot and wanting constant attention when others are busy, sniffing and nuzzling everyone continuously, etc.), and whose disruptive behavior subsides only at times when he is totally passed out from excessive alcohol intake.

I have to bring my lazy good-fer-nuthin' brother a twelve-pack every day. or he's a bleepin' p,i.t.b.u.l.l.!

by QuacksO December 11, 2013

milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

liracs

Da words to a song dat folks in Turkey will pay you money to sing for them.

Perhaps if you vocalize a ballad in a really awful way, folks in da Middle East will actually toss you copious quantities of domestic coins just to get you to NOT assail their tender eardrums with said awful liracs!

by QuacksO December 14, 2022

pilately

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.

Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

phenolmenon

A unique property/characteristic of a petroleum-based compound used to synthesize plastics.

One phenolmenon of printed-circuit-board material is that it can withstand moderate heat, so it is ideal for applying copper-foil traces to be soldered to for mounting electronic components.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

missileaneous

Assorted large/high-powered ordnance.

Clarence Boddicker asks if he can have access to missileaneous weaponry to hunt down Robocop; Dick Jones smirkingly answers that OCP "practically IS the military", and thus he can provide any super-powerful explosive devices that Clarence desires.

by QuacksO December 12, 2017