Definitions by QuacksO
Coorespondense
Verbal/written yackety-yack back and forth between two or more individuals while imbibing Silver Bullets.
Da term "Coorespondense" could also have a different meaning --- namely, dat you and your co-yackers are getting tipsy from all of da COORS beer dat you're drinking, and so your remarks in said conversation are really DENSE as far as clearly understanding da conversation.
Coorespondense by QuacksO December 14, 2020
bass damages vs. treble damages
Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
bass damages vs. treble damages by QuacksO December 11, 2020
more than one virgin of the story
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
more than one virgin of the story by QuacksO December 11, 2020
employee uninforms
Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
employee uninforms by QuacksO December 8, 2020
errowneous statement
Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.
errowneous statement by QuacksO December 8, 2020
Arbytration
Red Green states that women traditionally appreciate good home-cooked food that's prepared properly, whereas most men appreciate fast food because it's filling and fairly cheap, so you would seldom find a typical man involved in Arbytration.
Arbytration by QuacksO December 8, 2020
Astillerca
If Jerry and Anne had countries named after them, how come we don't also hear of countries named after other equally-hilarious belly-laugh professionals --- what about "Abennyca", "Aduranteca", "Askeltonca", or "Ahopeca", in addition to "Astillerca" and "Amearaca"?
Astillerca by QuacksO December 8, 2020