Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.
Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"
by Q-Tip McVicker November 23, 2004
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root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.
John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.
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The Foreigner belt

The best kind of belt you can have, awarded at Harvest Time if you can make the machine somehow spit out enough tickets for one. You possess all powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner.
"Fryman, fill your eyes with, Double Vision! You've got stars in your eyes!"
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."
by Q-Tip McVicker July 23, 2004
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pocket fisherman

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.
"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."
by Q-tip McVicker April 02, 2004
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new jack

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.
Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.
by Q-Tip McVicker July 07, 2004
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