One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.
Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"
by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004
Get the Karl Malonemug. by Q-Tip McVicker July 06, 2004
Get the double-dratmug. A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.
A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."
by Q-Tip McVicker August 11, 2004
Get the Michiganmug. The best kind of belt you can have, awarded at Harvest Time if you can make the machine somehow spit out enough tickets for one. You possess all powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner.
"Fryman, fill your eyes with, Double Vision! You've got stars in your eyes!"
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."
by Q-Tip McVicker July 23, 2004
Get the The Foreigner beltmug. Dude, I put in Living Sacrifice's "The Hammering Process" CD, and my ears started bleeding from all the insanity. In a good way.
by Q-Tip McVicker July 06, 2004
Get the Living Sacrificemug.