Pvt. Twitchy's definitions

Grand Slam

When four guys blow their gooey loads on a person's face; male or female.

Calvin gave up a Grand Slam to Jeter, Rodriguez, Posada, and Giambi.

by Pvt. Twitchy May 12, 2007

bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".

ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."

by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007

Kelevra

the Hebrew word, when loosely translated into English, meaning "bad dog".

Slevin Kelevra is one badass mother fucker!

by Pvt. Twitchy April 3, 2007

Roflcopter-R-Us

Someone who is extremely funny; can bust out extremely funny lines at totally random times. Derived from the computer lingo ROFL.

Adam is such a fuckin' Roflcopter-R-Us!!

by Pvt. Twitchy March 12, 2007

Endorsing the Tramp Stamp

After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before she can stand up or turn around, you full-force windmill slap the tatoo. If done correctly, she will crash through the floor, landing on your dining room table.

1. Did you hear what Jason did to Mrs. Abbott?!?!
2. Yeah, I heard his buddies walked in on him and that librarian; he endorsing the tramp stamp!!!!
1. and 2. HAHAHAHAAA!!!

by Pvt. Twitchy April 25, 2007

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair

1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!

by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007

Dark Carnival

From my own interpretation, I assume that Juggalos see the Dark Carnival as an afterlife warped to fit their own lifestyle. We all believe there is a form of life after death, each of us having our own "versions". The "Dark Carnival" just represents and supports the ICP following and its many beliefs. In my honest opinion, if people are fighting to gain recognition for this following, they don't deserve it, on the basis that it is completely undocumented, unsupported, and unrealistic. This shit is sad.

Those Juggalos believe in the Dark Carnival.

by Pvt. Twitchy May 29, 2007