by Pvt. Twitchy April 03, 2007
the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".
ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."
"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007
After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before she can stand up or turn around, you full-force windmill slap the tatoo. If done correctly, she will crash through the floor, landing on your dining room table.
1. Did you hear what Jason did to Mrs. Abbott?!?!
2. Yeah, I heard his buddies walked in on him and that librarian; he endorsing the tramp stamp!!!!
1. and 2. HAHAHAHAAA!!!
2. Yeah, I heard his buddies walked in on him and that librarian; he endorsing the tramp stamp!!!!
1. and 2. HAHAHAHAAA!!!
by Pvt. Twitchy April 25, 2007
When your having perfect doggystyle sex with a hot-ass beezy. You give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. After the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don't worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl's back.
by Pvt. Twitchy May 12, 2007
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by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007
Someone who is extremely funny; can bust out extremely funny lines at totally random times. Derived from the computer lingo ROFL.
by Pvt. Twitchy March 12, 2007