Pushmataha's definitions
When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
by Pushmataha May 2, 2023
Get the Geezer Lunchmug. Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…
Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
Get the Pushy Catmug. Obeyshepard mystery holder
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
Get the Shockermug. OGenius
by Pushmataha January 27, 2023
Get the OGeniusmug. The practice of attempting to make surgical improvements on a person who is not symmetrically gifted by a plastic surgeon…Can also be spelled Docsymetricks for obvious reasons…
Karen was a straight-up Picasso face until she went to Dr. Dubrow…He pulled off sum real Docsymetrix on her, now she’s hot dude…
by Pushmataha July 7, 2023
Get the Docsymetrixmug. The feeling Pushmataha feels when she sees the term “Beverly Hills Boombox” which is not a problem in and of itself but the problem lies with the fact that you posted the REAL author’s name in said meaning: Kitty Joy Beverly. See, this person has been declared acutely mentally ill by way of the Zonie (Arizona) court system due to being diagnosed a bi-polar/schizophrenic. So, Kitty Joy Beverly is having a VERY difficult time finding a job as prospective employers are discriminating against her due to said phrase and meaning. It is OBVIOUS through my phone records that I have attempted to contact you and had no luck. I want to make it clear that I LOVE the Urban Dictionary, have fully supported the Urban Dictionary but am now in a place where I need you to support Kitty Joy Beverly and remove her name from the meaning. I would prefer you keep the phrase but make her an anonymous participant so that she can get a job. If you do not comply with Pushmataha’s wishes she will be forced to pull ADA rank on you (look it up dumb ass, go D fuck ahead…you think you can make my life worse take a shot-like My fellow hillbilly Billy Ray what tha fuck says in Bad Santa…So take a shot if you’re stupid but ya come at the QUEEN ya best not miss…Sorta like Omar said on THE WIRE ‘CEPT YEAH, I SAID QUEEN NOT KING DUMB ASS ‘CUZ I’M TALKIN’ CHESS SPEAK, FEEL ME? Also, they didn’t have to do Brandon like that, am I right? An’ Bubs was the sh**.
I am so fuct-off that this BS makin’ me take time out from the Pushmataha Space Cadet movement… I should throw on my Pakelika mask and take a drive to clear mine head…
by Pushmataha November 16, 2022
Get the Fuct-Offmug.