fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

shooties

So, shooties are essentially short boots or shoe boots.

J. went to Roddy’s Bar and got mad at the bartender so she kicked a hole in the wall with her shooties.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

BORGcast

BORGcast is like a forecast, but it’s checking the weather to see if it will be favorable for a BORG or not.

The weather is predicted to be sunny in the afternoon. It’s a great BORGcast for today!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.

Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

DB's BORG

DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.

DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023