Definitions by Purplenado

cheese breath 

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

cheese breath by Purplenado March 7, 2023

I'm on the Fent 

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

I'm on the Fent by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Glock Me 

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.

Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

Glock Me by Purplenado March 7, 2023

crooked clarinet 

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

crooked clarinet by Purplenado March 7, 2023

BORG-ston 

BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.

I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.

BORG-ston by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Purplenado 

Purplenado posts about her life’s strife and others on the Urban Dictionary much like Taylor Swift pens and sings her songs about her scorned lovers and her broken heart.

Did you read about Purplenado’s post about the cuke poke? What a sick fuck!

Purplenado by Purplenado March 7, 2023

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

yam jammer by Purplenado March 7, 2023