Purplenado 's definitions

Sweet Bob

Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.

Sweet Bob is SO sweet I want to gobble him up! Yummy!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

AOFC

So, AOFC stand for Atlantic Ocean Fucking Club. This is a secret society based in Hollywood (Hollyweird), FL. It is invite only. The meeting location is NEVER disclosed. Plenty of debauchery goes on behind closed doors. It’s almost like the movie “Eyes Wide Shut.”

OMG! I am the luckiest girl in the world as I snagged an invite to the AOFC!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

gradual school

In the movie “The World According To Garp” that’s what the younger son, Walt, calls graduate school, where his mom teaches. He says “gradual school” and “gradual student.”

Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

TB12's BORG

TB12's BORG Is a mixture of the following: bottom shelf rum, Ritalin, Cialis, liquid steroids, Vitamin Water, and Tums.

TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023