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Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
by PurpleTantrum June 23, 2019
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