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Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.
Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.
If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
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Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Treason Against Humanity

The concoction of crimes that amounts to betrayal of the human race, including but not limited to: Treason, Crimes Against Humanity, Human Trafficking, prolific distribution of dangerous drugs, and systemic and sustained economic class warfare.
The faggot politicians and billionaires from this period will be most remembered for committing Treason Against Humanity for ruining countries and trying to replace humans with artificial intelligence crap. Their failure to take solving problems seriously for such a long time will forever be condemned.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
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Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.
Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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