Definitions by Pteropus
Spider-Man a Bathroom
While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
Spider-Man a Bathroom by Pteropus December 14, 2023
siksiz bok baba
I’m not speaking to him anymore…that siksiz bok baba showed up to the baby shower an hour late, visibly drunk, had no gift, and kept asking guests if they knew the over/under on the Knicks game.
siksiz bok baba by Pteropus July 1, 2023
Church Grab
1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
Church Grab by Pteropus February 12, 2021
Dirtle
A dirty turtle. The concept of a dirtle transcends physical purity and reflects a deeper, more abstract personification of “dirtiness”. The term can also be applied as an objectified desire to dispense “dirty” rhetoric or pursue habits of a similar nature.