Definitions by Pseudo Scouse

Shiterature 

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

Shiterature by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

Latte Left 

People who say Lartay when ordering and spend hours talking about what's wrong with the world...usually reading 'the organ of wrongness' The Guardian whilst doing so

Poncey lazy arse do-gooder middle class types with a political latte left orientation

Latte Left by Pseudo Scouse February 20, 2009