Ps4 Name: Barce4life88's definitions

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

Please shut up for once FitMC

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p

an intense level of boredom

Friend: "hey wassup"
Me: "1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p"
Friend: "Ok, I'll just go now

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Shrek

Something that should not be in minecraft

Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Hokay

Instead of saying "Okay",you say "Hokay"

Bald Guy Mutters
Bald Guy:I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS
Decent Guy:Hokay
The Decent Guy Runs To The Side,Then Lands Headfirst On A Table,Breaking It
Decent Guy:HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019