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Definitions by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88

Bald Florida Man 

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft 

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

Mr. Worldwide 

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"
Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died

1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p 

Friend: "hey wassup"
Me: "1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p"
Friend: "Ok, I'll just go now
He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs
Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"
Steve by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

so, uhhh... 

when you try to tell your friend that fortnite sucks but then he's gonna start crying and telling the teacher that you hurt his feelings
me: so, uhhh...
friend: w h a t
me: so, uhhhhhhhhh...
friend: s p e a k
me: so, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
fortnite sucks
old friend: teacher he hurt my fellings
me: but it's true