Ps4 Name: Barce4life88's definitions

Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

Please shut up for once FitMC

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

TNT Yeeter

A mob in minecraft (mods needed) that yeets tnt at anything but themselves

Frend:oh tnt yeeders!
Me:OH SHIT THE"RE GONNA YEET
TnT Yeeters:YeetX4

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 11, 2019

fortnite

a game that real fucktards play

Me:YoU StIlL PlAy FoRtNiTe?
Him:YeAh
Me:YoUrE A FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 11, 2019

so, uhhh...

when you try to tell your friend that fortnite sucks but then he's gonna start crying and telling the teacher that you hurt his feelings

me: so, uhhh...
friend: w h a t
me: so, uhhhhhhhhh...
friend: s p e a k
me: so, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
fortnite sucks
old friend: teacher he hurt my fellings
me: but it's true

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020