Ps4 Name: Barce4life88's definitions

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

Mr. Worldwide

Anyone who has the coronavirus

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 22, 2020

1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p

an intense level of boredom

Friend: "hey wassup"
Me: "1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p"
Friend: "Ok, I'll just go now

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Hokay

Instead of saying "Okay",you say "Hokay"

Bald Guy Mutters
Bald Guy:I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS
Decent Guy:Hokay
The Decent Guy Runs To The Side,Then Lands Headfirst On A Table,Breaking It
Decent Guy:HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

Shrek

Something that should not be in minecraft

Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020