Ps4 Name: Barce4life88's definitions

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

Please shut up for once FitMC

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p

an intense level of boredom

Friend: "hey wassup"
Me: "1!qaz2@wsx3#edc4$rfv5%tgb6^yhn7&ujm8*ik9(ol0)p"
Friend: "Ok, I'll just go now

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

Mr. Worldwide

Anyone who has the coronavirus

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 22, 2020

fortnite

a game that real fucktards play

Me:YoU StIlL PlAy FoRtNiTe?
Him:YeAh
Me:YoUrE A FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 11, 2019

TNT Yeeter

A mob in minecraft (mods needed) that yeets tnt at anything but themselves

Frend:oh tnt yeeders!
Me:OH SHIT THE"RE GONNA YEET
TnT Yeeters:YeetX4

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 11, 2019