Definitions by Prp Guy

walk the dog

Have sex with your boyfriend when you're not in the mood because he won't stop humping your leg until you do

Girl 1: Did you and Jason get home from the bar ok last night?
Girl 2: Yeah. We were pretty drunk. I was ready to sleep but I had to walk the dog first.
Girl 1: How was it?
Girl 2: Fine. He came in 3 minutes and we both passed out. Then we had really good hangover sex the next morning.

walk the dog by Prp Guy March 18, 2011

jello 

Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"

jello by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

exploit

Use or take advantage of another person, especially sexually, with little or no regard for their desires or pleasures

She didn't seem to care, so I thought I'd exploit the little bitch - fuck her throat, asshole, slap her around a little

exploit by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

cumslut

loose woman or slut, especially one who likes ejaculatory fluid

That cumslut will suck like a Hoover, swallow, lick her lips, and turn 3 degrees counter-clockwise to suck off guy #37.

cumslut by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

dog 

1. verb - bother, irritate, annoy, ride, harass
2. verb - have sex with doggystyle
3. noun - hound, player, one who seeks meaningless sex with multiple partners

1. Dude! Don't dog me like that!
2. After getting her cunt nice and wet with my tongue, I bent her over to dog her for a while.
3. Men are dogs.

dog by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

max out 

to penetrate all three major female orifices - mouth, vagina and anus - consecutively or simultaneously

I need to max out that girl before I dump her

max out by Prp Guy April 21, 2006

stuff 

have intercourse with, fill (an orifice)

I stuffed that chick last week
I stuffed her cunt twice and her asshole once before she passed out drunk

stuff by Prp Guy April 21, 2006