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The sexiest mfer on the planet
Wow is that Saim! He's so sexy ong
Saim by Proper Definitions Not Fake September 12, 2021
A famous cereal based off of hell but in shapes of o's therefore Hell-o(Cereal may cause the melting of tongue, going to hell, becoming Satan but without powers, becoming a protagonist in a shitty Netflix movie, and DEATH).
Guy 1: Dude I love hellos they're so tasty!
Guy 2: Ikr

Guy 3: *Dies from eating hellos*
Guy 2 and 1: Hello, dude are you there?
Guy 3: *Cries in dead*
hello by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020
A famous cereal based off of hell but in shapes of o's therefore Hell-o(Cereal may cause the melting of tongue, going to hell, becoming Satan but without powers, becoming a protagonist in a shitty Netflix movie, and DEATH).
Guy 1: Dude I love hellos they're so tasty!
Guy 2: Ikr

Guy 3: *Dies from eating hellos*
Guy 2 and 1: Hello, dude are you there?
Guy 3: *Cries in dead*
hello by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

December 19th 

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...
Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*