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A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Peepin' Carl mug.A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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