Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 09, 2025
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Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.
Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
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