She-Carl

A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 09, 2025
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Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.
Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
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Carl Lashomb

A man from northern NY who admitted in open court to knowingly repeatedly leaving his 13 year old daughter unsupervised in the hands of a registered sex offender. Not only did he know that this man was a rapist, but he also knew that this man had raped a 13 and 14 girl.

This is from a Vermont family court case.
That guy is quite a negligent dad.. he's worse than Carl Lashomb.
by Profound Observations July 14, 2025
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