4 definitions by Professor Switzleheimer
A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.
Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.
by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016
Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.
The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us
by Professor Switzleheimer December 23, 2021
A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.
by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016
A Buck Tooth Goof is the act of anal sex, with another male, in a wooded area after a night of drinking. It's called the Buck Tooth Goof because the perpetrator will yuk yuk like Goofy from the cartoons.
by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016