Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth's definitions

Smelloscope

a telescope used for smelling instead of site.

Man, I stuck my nose on the smelloscope and smelled some nasty shit!

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

Finglonger

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.

"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005