9 definitions by Professor G
Verb: to turd-decorate a wall, facility, business, or residence, whether interior, exterior, or both, with turds, especially if done with turds fired from a true turd cannon constructed of a hollow tube of 6 or more soda cans gray-taped together, then packed full of feces & propelled forth by a gas-powered liter fluid ignition lit through a touch0holr in yhe last can.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
"We turdcannoned shit all up on the inside of the skylights at the mall, and the sun dried it hard as cement!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
by Professor G July 14, 2008
Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.
If the services are rendered on site or behind the building, it may more technically be referred to as a Stop-'n'-Blow rather than a Blow-'n'-Go.
If the services are rendered on site or behind the building, it may more technically be referred to as a Stop-'n'-Blow rather than a Blow-'n'-Go.
We stopped at a Blow-'n'-Go to buy a six-pack and some drunk titwhore cum-guzzled me in the bathroom for a tallboy beer.
by Professor G October 18, 2008
"She opened up her Box-lunch and I got right down on it and chowed down til my face was soakin' wet; then I squirted an extra-generous load of hot fuck-gravy on top of her quivering left-overs for the next nutritious hungry-man dinner soon-to-be-eaten out of the same gooey box of fuck-snot! Anybody hungry?"
by Professor G October 17, 2008
Any sperm-gorged boner when viewed exclusively as a prized affirmation of female self-worth and inspirational object of adoration of a lady's lips, upon which she fawns and suckles in the sheer uninhibited selfish joy of inner fulfillment which she realizes she can ONLY attain by sucking a load of cherished fuck-snot from a favored piece of man-meat down her love-famished gullet, to be distinguished from the UN-selfish act of giving up a blow-job when requested or required as an unspoken price of admission, or when begrudgingly performed to shut up a whining or belligerent male companion in lieu of performing messier and more-intrusive sex acts, or in fair exchange for beer money, bus-fare, or trinkets from a Blow-'n'-Go or Stop-'n'-Blow or other commercial establishment.
The Senator's wife acts all uppity in public at first when you push her into a toilet stall and yank your meat out in her face, but once she's squatting on the bowl staring at your throbbing sperm-bloated attitude-adjusting man-sicle primed and obviously ready to squirt HER choice of hot piss in her face or hot fuck-snot down her high-faluting fuck-gullet, she usually makes the right choice and goes straight into a blissful suck frenzy without a moment's hesitation. Of course, every now and then she'll gulp down the piss instead, but that's HER choice. 'Tis no sweat off MY balls, so to speak, and as a Politician's wife, she's quite accustomed to being shit on in public.
by Professor G January 23, 2010
1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G October 18, 2008
1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G October 18, 2008
Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".
"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
by Professor G October 17, 2008