The apparently feverishly suck-focused intensity of a sex-&-suck-addicted cum-famished tit-whore to gobble mucho man-meat as if there were no tomorrow and her life depended on it, in addition to her dinner and sense of self-worth, with excessive cheek-plunging, mouth-swilling, and drool-slobbering involved, with no apparent concern shown for the integrity of her own mouth, lips, cheeks, or throat, often displayed as a sign of delighted fervor at the immediate opportunity to be sucking a long-desired hunk of spunk-root, irregardless of whether or not her suck-onslaught over-accelerates the fuck-hose being suckled from filling her gullet with a rush-job of hot & gooey fuck-snot. Rarely displayed by wives, if ever, once the honeymoon is over but often exhibited by mindlessly drunken floozies in drug-or-sex-induced stupors.
The preacher's daughter went into a suck frenzy on her 21rst birthday party after her third beer and blew most of the whole football team, including the coaches, in the locker room shower after the game, but once she'd been sperm-drenched and had for all intents and purposes been truly hosed down with fuck-snot, so to speak, we hosed her down with WATER in the shower before taking her over to the other team's locker room with fresh lip-gloss but still dripping wet and leaking from all her freshly-poked hot-&-hungry party-holes.
by Professor G January 23, 2010
Get the suck frenzymug. Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.
"On our way out of town, we pulled into a Stop-'n'-Blow for a burger, and some babe jacked me down her gullet in the shithole stall for a chicken sandwhich while my buddy took a dump in the urinal."
by Professor G December 09, 2008
Get the Stop-'n'-Blowmug. 1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G December 09, 2008
Get the snatch-barmug. Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".
"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
by Professor G February 21, 2009
Get the tit-whoremug. "She opened up her Box-lunch and I got right down on it and chowed down til my face was soakin' wet; then I squirted an extra-generous load of hot fuck-gravy on top of her quivering left-overs for the next nutritious hungry-man dinner soon-to-be-eaten out of the same gooey box of fuck-snot! Anybody hungry?"
by Professor G February 21, 2009
Get the box-lunchmug. Verb: to turd-decorate a wall, facility, business, or residence, whether interior, exterior, or both, with turds, especially if done with turds fired from a true turd cannon constructed of a hollow tube of 6 or more soda cans gray-taped together, then packed full of feces & propelled forth by a gas-powered liter fluid ignition lit through a touch0holr in yhe last can.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
"We turdcannoned shit all up on the inside of the skylights at the mall, and the sun dried it hard as cement!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
by Professor G August 05, 2008
Get the turdcannonmug. Any sperm-gorged boner when viewed exclusively as a prized affirmation of female self-worth and inspirational object of adoration of a lady's lips, upon which she fawns and suckles in the sheer uninhibited selfish joy of inner fulfillment which she realizes she can ONLY attain by sucking a load of cherished fuck-snot from a favored piece of man-meat down her love-famished gullet, to be distinguished from the UN-selfish act of giving up a blow-job when requested or required as an unspoken price of admission, or when begrudgingly performed to shut up a whining or belligerent male companion in lieu of performing messier and more-intrusive sex acts, or in fair exchange for beer money, bus-fare, or trinkets from a Blow-'n'-Go or Stop-'n'-Blow or other commercial establishment.
The Senator's wife acts all uppity in public at first when you push her into a toilet stall and yank your meat out in her face, but once she's squatting on the bowl staring at your throbbing sperm-bloated attitude-adjusting man-sicle primed and obviously ready to squirt HER choice of hot piss in her face or hot fuck-snot down her high-faluting fuck-gullet, she usually makes the right choice and goes straight into a blissful suck frenzy without a moment's hesitation. Of course, every now and then she'll gulp down the piss instead, but that's HER choice. 'Tis no sweat off MY balls, so to speak, and as a Politician's wife, she's quite accustomed to being shit on in public.
by Professor G January 23, 2010
Get the man-siclemug.