Professor Dean Gullberry's definitions

Herpie-Slurpee

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.

Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014

Afro-Snatch

A woman that has overgrown pubic hair to the point that it looks like a black man with an Afro has already dove in feet first.

The girl I went home with last night had a serious case of "Afro-Snatch".

by Professor Dean Gullberry November 20, 2014

santa sack

A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.

Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.

by Professor Dean Gullberry December 3, 2014