3 definitions by Prof. Jayy

womb with a view

The pussy of a woman who has given birth by C-section and has the scars to prove it.

Dude, I fucked this hot MILF yesterday and it turned out she had a womb with a view. That bitch's stomach had more lines on it than a road map of Los Angeles.

by Prof. Jayy May 3, 2008

cunt floss

thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack

Dude, I can't believe that piece of cunt floss your bitch wore to the beach yesterday.

by Prof. Jayy July 11, 2008

cave cunt

A significantly stretched-out vagina that offers minimal sensation for an average cock. Usually found on an older woman, especially one who has had multiple vaginal births.

Dude, I fucked this hot-looking MILF yesterday but she had a real cave cunt. She was so loose down there that I had to make her get me off with her mouth.

by Prof. Jayy May 3, 2008