Macintyre

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".
The bar is burning down! -macintyre!
by Prof. Cheeseburger August 19, 2010
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jmtu

Abbreviation for Just Made This/That Up

- used to detract from the value or context of a referenced work.
"He with the most powerful weapon, often uses it the least"- JMTU
by Prof. Cheeseburger July 07, 2019
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DUCK

Drama Underwriter Chick Kind
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Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
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May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
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Associated with:

- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.

- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization

- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism
1. "I didn't realize that ducking girl was leading both of us on!"

2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"

3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM

4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"

5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!
by Prof. Cheeseburger January 15, 2022
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Size King

An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
by Prof. Cheeseburger July 10, 2019
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