An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
by Prof. Cheeseburger July 09, 2019
Get the Size Kingmug. Abbreviation for Just Made This/That Up
- used to detract from the value or context of a referenced work.
- used to detract from the value or context of a referenced work.
by Prof. Cheeseburger July 07, 2019
Get the jmtumug. When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".
by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010
Get the Macintyremug. Drama Underwriter Chick Kind
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Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
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May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
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Associated with:
- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.
- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization
- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism
:
Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
...
May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
...
Associated with:
- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.
- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization
- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism
1. "I didn't realize that ducking girl was leading both of us on!"
2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"
3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM
4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"
5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!
2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"
3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM
4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"
5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!
by Prof. Cheeseburger January 14, 2022
Get the DUCKmug.