Definitions by Princess BraidsaLot

Collins clause

The phenomenon where one friend tends to contract a wide range of diseases.

Brian sure has that Collins Clause. In addition to his diabetes, MS, and micropenis I just heard he caught Leprosy.

Collins clause by Princess BraidsaLot February 27, 2023

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

dirt play by Princess BraidsaLot February 23, 2023

Bubb 

Ruined photo of a bowel movement.

“What a Bubb . I think it was full on Loch Ness, the rarest of all the shit monsters. Then I ruined it with the bidet.”

Bubb by Princess BraidsaLot August 12, 2022

hominoes

An unsanctioned snack brought to sober social events, such as a pool party.

Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today? I hope Steve doesn’t find out.

hominoes by Princess BraidsaLot June 3, 2022

Hominoes

Snacks and refreshments at an unsanctioned, unchaperoned, sober pool party.

“Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today?”

Hominoes by Princess BraidsaLot May 31, 2022