Definitions by Pretty cool glass of water
Fuck This Event
A canon event in most people, but especially men's life that is either so low or so embarrassing that the afflicted individual says "fuck this" and makes long-term or permanent changes to their lifestyle or identity. Often this is seen in the form of a glow up in one or multiple aspects of their life (most often the gym and social circle). This event is often a bad breakup, getting cheated on, rejection, being or becoming unemployed, being disrespected, lacking something in their life, etc.
"I wasn't always like this. I used to be a loser but my last breakup triggered a fuck this event that changed the trajectory of my life."
Fuck This Event by Pretty cool glass of water July 18, 2026
Sean E.
Sean E. by Pretty cool glass of water March 18, 2021
Blackophile
A Blackophile is a non-black person (usually white) who claims they're black, becomes obsessed with black people and their culture, talk using slang they don't know, and generally acts black because they think it makes them look cool but it makes them look like idiots. These people are usually the same people who claim that they want to live in 'the hood'. P.S., you can do what you want, but just don't think other people won't think you look stupid when you do it.
Blackophile: "Yooooo.....wass good my nigga, how you been homes?"
Other person: "Stop being a blackophile, you look stupid."
Other person: "Stop being a blackophile, you look stupid."
Blackophile by Pretty cool glass of water July 1, 2019