"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.
by Pretty Emily January 01, 2005

A very well-lit store that is found in a lot of big malls. The clothes are very pretty, and usually somewhat inexpensive. All the clothes are made for people that are (in my opinion) under a size 5, have no hips or but whatsoever, and enjoy showing their heavily busted chest. That's why I buy their skirts!
Most of the clothes are actually shirts, most of the time over-decorated, but hey... someone's gotta give nice stuff for cheap!
Most of the clothes are actually shirts, most of the time over-decorated, but hey... someone's gotta give nice stuff for cheap!
I just went to Forever 21 last weekend... no wonder they sell sunglasses! It's so friggin' bright in their! MY EYES!
by Pretty Emily March 19, 2005

by Pretty Emily November 23, 2004

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.
by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

by Pretty Emily August 01, 2004
