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"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.
by Pretty Emily January 1, 2005
Get the FSB mug.Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004
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Get the Megsi mug.An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
Get the holy goodness mug.A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
Get the diamond-like rhombus mug.1) wearing casual clothing (jeans, t-shirt) on a Friday.
2) a practice common with high schoolers where you don't wear underwear under your pants on Friday. It's really funny and really is only funny to the people that do it. But none the less, it's not as weird as you'd think.
2) a practice common with high schoolers where you don't wear underwear under your pants on Friday. It's really funny and really is only funny to the people that do it. But none the less, it's not as weird as you'd think.
Person: "Emily, are you doing Casual Friday today... because I noticed you're not wearing a skirt like usual."
Me: *laughs hysterically* do you even NEED to ask?
Me: *laughs hysterically* do you even NEED to ask?
by Pretty Emily November 12, 2004
Get the Casual Friday mug.Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004
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