Pretty Emily's definitions

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

kiss off

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.

Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.

by Pretty Emily February 25, 2005

popular girls

All those girls that sit in the middle of the cafeteria, sitting right across from the hottest semi-athletic boys (not the real ones, cuz the GREAT athletes are nerds) but never actually acknowledge the boys because they are too busy gossiping with the girls sitting next to them. They tend to trade off boyfriends with each other after about a week, and always hate their ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, even if it WAS their best friend. These girls serve no real purpose in the world except to advertise Hollister and Abercrombie, make boys want them because they think they can get some off of them, and the other girls hate themselves for not being able to be "beautiful" like them.

Wouldn't we all be beautiful wearing that kinda stuff? COME ON! They're just good at picking out clothes and make up, I WOULDN'T call that "beauty".

Yeah... Kelsie may be one of the popular girls, but it's only cuz she shops at that stupid Hollister or whatever.

by Pretty Emily May 13, 2005

minni munker

n.

your ass. Created by being confused with "money maker".

Shake yo' minni munker!

by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004