Reince Priebus

Street slang for a venereal disease that causes constant disgust and discomfort. Makes one feel filthy and itchy like a hot dirty chode during a hot Alabama summer.
Mike: Man, I feel filthy. I think that hooker gave me the Reince Priebus.

Donald: But it's the best Reince Priebus, and it's good because it's the best and it's good.

Mike: Shut the fuck up already, Donald!
by Potato Sack December 01, 2016
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Putasos

Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.

Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"

Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"

Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
by Potato Sack May 22, 2008
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Royal Baby

An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.
Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!
by Potato Sack July 23, 2013
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Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 17, 2008
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Airdrop

More commonly referred to as "Cropdusting," it is the act of deliberately farting while moving through an area with many people, usually an office, and leaving the area before the smell sets in. The perpetrator escapes, but everyone else is left to rot in the horrendous stench. This maneuver is often executed by new foreign girls with names such as Yun Li, and can cause permanent psychological damage to its victims.
Jim: "I swear, Ron, if that Yun Li chick pulls another airdrop, I'm gonna lose it!"

Ron: "I hear ya, buddy. It's been getting worse lately. Just the other day, she dropped one so bad that it set off the fire alarm!"

Jim: "If she understood English we might be able to tell her to knock that shit off!"
by Potato Sack March 14, 2008
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