Definitions by Pork chop

Northwest Area High School 

A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.

Oh your kid goes to Northwest Area High School, didn’t that place catch on fire?

Northwest Area High School by Pork chop November 11, 2018

muffin top 

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

muffin top by Pork chop April 12, 2006