dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the dick wadingmug.

bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the bathroom yellow pagesmug.

nigger dick face

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
mugGet the nigger dick facemug.

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the ball wadingmug.

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the poot blastermug.

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.
No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the plop pillowmug.

zoro on the stomach

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
mugGet the zoro on the stomachmug.