Definitions by Poopwords

Procrastinol 

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

Procrastinol by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Procrastinol 

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

Procrastinol by Poopwords January 8, 2019

chappie baton 

Dog shit.

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.

chappie baton by Poopwords August 19, 2018