Definitions by Poop S.

lint sucker 

A girl who will suck your dick before you've even had a chance to wipe the underwear lint off of it.

He didn't have a chance to change clothes after work but he was lucky enough to hook up with a lint sucker.

lint sucker by Poop S. July 24, 2008

Neck Gravy 

Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.

"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."

"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."

"Pass the neck gravy, please."

Neck Gravy by Poop S. July 23, 2008

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

Nut Chowder by Poop S. June 11, 2006

vanilla mudslide 

A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.

Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.

"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."

vanilla mudslide by Poop S. December 28, 2005