Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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Nic Fit

Common definition: How a smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette.

Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me.

Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?

Ted: Bail me out of jail.

Casey: Why?

Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
by Pony Battles July 27, 2020
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Boomer AMP

A Boomer AMP is just another name for a subwoofer. People add this little toy to their vehicles to intensify the volume of their music.
Chris: This new sound system sucks in my mustang. It's way too quiet.

Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.

Chris: What would that do?

Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
by Pony Battles August 09, 2020
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Boomer AMP

A Boomer AMP is just another name for a subwoofer. People add this little toy to their vehicles to intensify the volume of their music.
Chris: This new sound system sucks in my mustang. It's way too quiet.

Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.

Chris: What would that do?

Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
by Pony Battles August 09, 2020
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Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.
Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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Free World

Free World is an imaginary place where you can say whatever you want and protections to people's rights actually mean something.
Example #1:

Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?

Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.

Example #2:

Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?

Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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Cornholio

Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!

*points at Arab dude*

Butthead: Shut up dumbass!

*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*

Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
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