Skip to main content

Pollup's definitions

indian shit

When you are camping or ice-fishing and have to take a huge dump in the snow. The dump is typically really red with chunks of corn in it.
Dude, put down that fishing rod and come check out this huge indian shit I just took. Look, stir it up with a stick. There's a whole bunch of corn in it. Sick!
by Pollup December 22, 2007
mugGet the indian shit mug.

booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.
Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
mugGet the booger sex mug.

cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.
Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
mugGet the cock vendor mug.

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.
Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
by Pollup November 4, 2007
mugGet the salty cabbage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email