Definitions by PoliPotter

Seduce Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

Seduce Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Deuce Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

Deuce Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Abstruse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

Abstruse Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009