Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009