Definitions by Pocono Moe

Mark Yagalla 

Disgraced hedge fund manager, that stole Sandy Bentley from Hugh Hefner. His business (now defunct) Ashbury Capital Partners, bilked $50 million in a Ponzi scheme at the turn of the twenty-first century.

"I'm persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion."
-- Mark Yagalla, while being interviewed on "48 Hours: Mystery."

Mark Yagalla by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011

Sandy Bentley 

The evil half of the "Bentley Twins." A former Playboy model, that has aged like vinegar. She is banned for life from the Playboy Mansion, for cheating on Hugh Hefner with disgraced hedge fund manager Mark Yagalla.

Damn is that Sandy Bentley, in that Chevy. She is fatter than Oprah.

Sandy Bentley by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011

Playboy Mansion 

Where men of money, fuck women of beauty, and laugh at the rest of world. Located in Holmby Hills section, of Los Angeles, CA, it is the "Playboy Mansion West", as the original Playboy Mansion was located in Chicago, IL.

I go to the Playboy Mansion, everytime I go out to LA. I do so because: a) I'm heterosexual and b) I'm fucking loaded.

Playboy Mansion by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011