Definitions by Pocket Beatnik

chobber 

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

chobber by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

chowder 

Indeterminable stain or remnants. Usually on clothing or face.

Dang, I've got some chowder on these fresh jeans.

Dude, you've got a bit of chower on your chin.

Where the hell did that chowder on my passenger seat come from?

chowder by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008

grilling beards 

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

grilling beards by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008