Definitions by Pluto is not a Planet

Getting Junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom

Getting Junglewhiffed by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

getting junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of the jungle stank of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom!

getting junglewhiffed by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

Murderboating 

The act of motorboating a woman's large cleavage and then getting choked (possibly to death) by said cleavage.

"You want to bury your face between my tits?"
"Sure, as long as you're not murderboating me"

"Hey have you seen Kyle lately?"
"Haven't you heard? He got murderboated last week!"

Murderboating by Pluto is not a Planet March 14, 2020