Plebescite's definitions

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

whiteopia

A small to medium sized community best characterized as a "nice place to live" and that has few or no non-white citizens. These communities attract "refugees of diversity" who dislike the changes to their communities of origin that result from an influx of minority immigrants.

She moved to St. George, Utah from California because she wanted to be surrounded by people who had the same political beliefs and values as she did. St. George, a whiteopia of sorts, has grown in recent years by attracting people from Arizona, California, Texas, and other places where the white citizenry feels more and more alienated by the changing culture around them.

by Plebescite October 6, 2009