thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 03, 2003

cupid stunt

First letters interchanged of "stupid cunt." While the phenomenon of accidentally interchanging the first letters of adjoining words is not uncommon, use of cupid stunt is generally intentional and merely a way of euphemizing or masking an extremely offensive epithet.

Hey Dickie Roberts, you must be nucking futz you cupid stunt!

by Plebescite November 13, 2003

culona

Spanish for woman with a big ass.

That culona has to buy two seats when she flys her ass is so huge.

by Plebescite September 03, 2003