Definitions by Plakk

assturd 

after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. A multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine's profile.

Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary

The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.

assturd by Plakk November 14, 2007