Pinko the Klown's definitions

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

doorgasm

An orgasm brought on by slamming a door on your dick.

I was ready to go, when that bitch screamed something about not knowing me and slammed the door on my dick. I had a doorgasm right then and there.

by Pinko the Klown September 5, 2004

forkgasm

An orgasm brought on by getting poked in the rear with a fork.

She's not a very good cook, but she gives a mean forkgasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 5, 2004