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Definitions by Pie Eater

A dude with skills in chatting up the opposite sex.
Look at that bird Higgs has pulled - he's a right worder!
Worder by Pie Eater November 26, 2010

crazy frog 

Extremely irritating animated frog used to advertise a mobile phone ringtone.

Crazy frog appears at least once within every commercial break on tv, wearing goggles and helmet and riding an imaginary motorcycle with his cock out.

The ringtone sounds like Joe Pasquale immitating an old moped and is extremely popular among chavs.

Unfortunately, this plague does not look like fading anytime soon, as the crazy frog now has a single (Axel F) in the UK charts and the advert has now invaded terrestrial channels.
Beebebedeebeedebebe.....be be de de....

Anyone in possession of the crazy frog should have to pick faeces from their mobile phone keypad, having just removed the device from their rectum, into which, no doubt, it was forceably inserted.
crazy frog by Pie Eater May 17, 2005
1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet

2. Bong dirt
1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"
Smeg by Pie Eater April 19, 2004
A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't. Twats. Laugh at them when you see them.
Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.
Seminem by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

roast ghost

A meaty fart, common after BBQ's.
"Man, did you roast a ghost?"
roast ghost by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

dogs bollocks 

An extremely good football (soccer) team that play in Dallas.
The Dogs Bollocks beat Maxim 9-0 last night.
dogs bollocks by Pie Eater January 21, 2004