social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.

*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.

by Pialinist September 08, 2020

Vaxhole

An imbecile who refuses to get vaccinated for The Rona because they think tHeY’rE bEiNg InJeCtEd WiTh ChIpS, or some idiotic bullcrap along those lines.

An imbecile: I refuse to get the vaccine!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!! Why would I want to get chips injected in me?????1?1?1??1?1?1??? Also I refuse to wear a mask in a store!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!! I heard that masks are just chips in disguise!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!1!!! I also heard that when you practice social distancing, there is secretly an invisible chip placed in the 6 feet in between you and the other person!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!! I REFUSE to follow any of these nonsense rules!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1111

A genius: Vaxhole, maskhole, socialdistancehole.

by Pialinist March 17, 2021

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

by Pialinist March 16, 2021

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Air Karen

A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.

Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Pialinist May 01, 2021

Devious Lick

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

by Pialinist September 01, 2023