Pialinist's definitions

Very Demure

Very Mindful

Very Demure, Very Mindful

by Pialinist December 9, 2024

Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.

Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.

by Pialinist July 5, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

Practice

What you should be doing 24/7/366 if you are a musician. So what are you doing looking up “practice” on Urban Dictionary??? Go practice!!!!

wHy yoU nO pRACtiCe, hUh?????? LinG LiNg pRacTIceS 40 hOuRs a DaY!!!!!

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020