Definitions by Pialinist

Anti Masker 

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

Anti Masker by Pialinist September 1, 2020

square social distance 

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

square social distance by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Rona 

The thing that, after it ruined our lives for the past 5 months, I can now confidently say has got to go.

I don't know about you, but I sure think Rona has got to go within the next few months. And normal life has got to come back.

Rona by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Normal Life 

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

Normal Life by Pialinist August 13, 2020

It's Not Rocket Science 

What we should tell people who refuse to wear a DARN mask.

Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

It's Not Rocket Science by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Uninvited

Miss Rona.

I’m so over quarantine, Rona needs to be uninvited from this world.

Uninvited by Pialinist July 27, 2020

Utub 

YouTube for lazy people.

I needed something to cure my bored-in-the-house-and-i'm-in-the-house-bored-om during quarantine, so I searched "utub" because I'm way too lazy to type out "YouTube."

Utub by Pialinist July 27, 2020